If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED
I still can’t say anemone
I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.
While I support the “the Olympics have always been a little gay” campaign I also think that it’s a little silly. Olympics originated from Ancient Greece. Ancient fucking Greece.
The Olympics have always been really gay.
#it was literally just naked dudes
Parts of Gallifreyan anatomy which are canon:
- Two hearts
- Respiratory bypass
- Ability to stop all bodily functions and enter dormant state for long periods of time
- Aspirin toxicity
- Telepathy and reflex link to species hivemind
- Vulnerable nerve cluster on shoulder
- Secondary brain governing autonomic functions (might be same as above)
- Tapetum lucidum
- Flexible bone structure
Parts of Gallifreyan anatomy which are not canon:
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad season like i waited two years and u give me this shit
The biggest disappointment in life is when good shows give you a bad finale like I waited nine years and u give me this shit
I love how I have a vague idea what shows they are talking about